25, woman, etc. I was drinking Dr. Pepper when I signed up for Tumblr. There's no pattern in what I like or obsess over, apart from the weird-looking guys in dresses thing that goes dormant and pops up again every once in a while. TV. Rumbelle, lately. Robert Carlyle's face. Photography. Art. I'm into books. (Woolf, mostly.) Dogs. And stuff. Oh, and women I think are awesome. But there's no logic behind the rest of the stuff.

I've got a constant queue going. I go a little crazy in my tags sometimes. You can ask me or message me anything you like. Hi.


Anonymous asked
What are a few things you wish non-Australian people knew about Australia?


I’ve been thinking about this ask for a while and here’s what I’ve come up with;

Australia is pronounced “uh-STRAY-lee-ah” rather than “AWW-stray-lee-ah”
Melbourne is pronounced “MEL-bin”, not “mel-BORN”
Brisbane is “BRIS-bin”, not “BRIS-bay-n”
Canberra is “CAN-brah”, not “can-BER-rah”

"Yeah nah" means no
"Nah yeah" means yes

"Fanny" means vagina, not butt

No-one under the age of 60 actually says “G’day mate”

Pies are full of meat

This is fairy bread and everyone should experience it’s magic at children’s birthday parties

These are thongs

These are biscuits

Male kangaroos obviously don’t have pouches because males DON’T HAVE BABIES

Kangaroos don’t just hang around people’s houses they’re wild anim- Oh wait this is my driveway;